Jolien: Oh no! I'm about to get launched into the volcano!
Me: I'm going to launch you into the volcano, whether you like it or not! Prepare to meet your maker! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(launches Jolien into the volcano, and Jolien sinks into the lava)
Me: Good riddance, Jolien! You won't be bothering me anymore! (walks away from the volcano and heads back home) Now I can play Subway Surfers again! Let's hope nobody revives Jolien! Nobody even liked her anyways! The world is so much better without that abomination!